Vacation BeardBlog

Ok, so I'm sitting at my mom's place outside of Minneapolis. We just got back from northern Michigan (a 9 hour car ride). I get to go back to Phoenix for work in a few days, then finally home to CA on Friday after being gone for a couple of weeks.

I always hate trips home, primarily for 1 reason: Everyone that is up my ass 365 days a year to let them know when I come home to visit always gives me this elaborate song and dance when I'm finally here about why they can't hang out, or how much advance notice they needed etc. The only adjective I could use to describe this behavior is "faggot." as in "that is very faggot of you."

No more trips home this year. I live in Long Beach, CA 90804. You wanna see me, book a flight and come to town. Until then, enjoy community college, your miserable long term relationship, your 1.5 asshole bastard children, and your shitty minimum wage job (all the things that keep you busy).

Oh yeah, the beard is longer this week, and FYI....

...this is what daddy looks like when he's taking a shit.

Happy St. Patrick's Day Everybody!