Week 4

We are 4 weeks into this thing, or 1/12 of the way if we are counting the long haul. It's been a relatively easy first 4 weeks, with no icing or discomfort or any of that. I'm actually pretty happy with the results thus far, and the usual "sprouting" that takes place around the edges hasn't been as bad. It's true what they say about taming a beard, that the best way to tame it is just to let it grow.

I'm just trying to play catch up after being gone for almost 2 weeks. I spent a little time on the script yesterday and caught up on Netflix. I watched a great movie called "happythankyoumoreplease." You should definitely watch it if you're reading this. Right now I'm watching the latest episode of True Blood. I hate to ruin it for you, but here's tonight's (as well as every night's) episode: A human ran into a vampire, and they banged. Then a werewolf bumped into a panther, and they banged. Then a couple of vampires banged, some gays banged, and everyone was rednecks. The end.

I've also decided this week that I'm taking a semi-social media break. I'm going to keep tweeting for you guys, but I'm checking out of FB for a while, and not reading anyone else's tweets.

I didn't go through a breakup or something gay like that where most people log off for a while. I'm just tired of reading the same 5 things all day. Women pretending they're not torn up over breakups, dumb young people pretending they have found the meaning of life through some party, concert, youtube video, or drinking game, and hipster girls and guys thinking I give a fuck about their run through Runyon Canyon or their ugly dogs. Live, Laugh, Love.

I'll still respond to your emails and stuff on there, because I'm not a dick, but I won't be chatting anyone up anytime soon. You can thank me later women.