Week 8. Sorry.

So I've been slacking on the beardblog, I realize that. I've been getting healthy, changing my diet around, and making many other lifestyle changes in addition to not trimming my facial hair.

I'll be in Phoenix this week if Y'all's wanna hang out.

I have to say, it's getting harder not to trim this as it gets longer and bushier.

Week 6

So I skipped a week. Fuck you guys. It's hard to blog about beards when I'm enamored with this story of Ricky Martin coming out (I know it's old, but I"m watching his behind the music). Does anyone else think he's faking it to corner the market on out/gay/latino/popstars? It's a good move. I'd be lying if I didn't say that I thought about pretending to be a gay comic, or a redneck, or an urban white comedian just to try and corner a specific market.

So it's been a big week for me. I'm making a lot of changes in addition to not shaving this beast of a beard, starting with changing my diet and trying to be healthier. Now those of you that follow my comedy or my twitter might see that as selling out on everything I preach, but to be honest, I'm just tired of my shits hurting so much.

I bought a bunch of stuff for my kitchen so that I can do smoothies and steaks, and everything I should eat to try to maintain the proper level of metabolism and protein intake. If you are interested in that stuff at all (which if you're reading this, you're probably not), check out www.dadamo.com. It's a pretty cool site that talks about how diet based on genetics can really change your health overnight. I've been doing it for a couple days now, and feel pretty good already. No burning poops, though I will say, if you spent all day cutting up hot peppers in your kitchen, make sure you wash your hands before rubbing one out.

And with that, I give you beard.